the stronger my voice the weaker my cannon

I have been housewifing a lot today.

But first important facts of yesterday.

I met Rachel super early in the morning and we had iced tea stuff at Bridgehead and ran into thousands of people all around the city. Lots of wandering and me being really unexplainably tired. We visited Ho-ess-ess-dee sluts at Arts Court and I saw lots of really really cool installation things at the oacgocoaagcogc Especially one made by Darsha!!!!!! which was a hilarious infomercial about creating a SOUND IDENTITY and like freeing your life into the airwaves so there was a machine where you swiped any magnetic card and it would take the DATA and turn it into a PHAT JAM. I tried my brother's G1 and Rachel tried her debit card I think but my Carlycarlycarly had the best song ever for her G2 I think. It was AWESOME. There was something else which was a science project on les volcans and it reminded me of that thing that Anja did????? with poisoning her cat or something??? And also the man lipsyncing to ladyballads with blood coming out of his mouth causing quite a stir.

I chilled with Carly and miss her and think I'll call her soon.

I was going to go to some sketchy place on rideau and have my piercing removed but then I reached up to play with it and the bead was suddenly just not there so I pulled it out in front of everyone Quatre Plus, Bon Effort Patrique! I was regretting taking it out for a bit only because it was fun to play with but I saw a bunch of people with it in and it looked really lame to me so I was like YESSS NO MORE OF THAT. And I can change shirts in like three seconds now.

Rachel and I went back to Laura Wilson's house and chilled there with Austin Menyasz and it was hilarious when we would have kitchen battles and set things on fire and talk about improv because that is all they ever talk about!!! But it was great because it felt so grownup because it is LAURA'S OWN HOUSE right now and so exciting that we talked about philosophy and determinism made us all want to die. We made two types of mac and cheese which was really cool actually. We are such big grownups. Also Rachel knows her res for NYU now and I am going to stay there some time!

I went to bed when the sun rose being really mad at Tim Burton for being boring and repetitive and just not interesting. I woke up at three today to an empty house and did tons of cleaning and housework and sang and danced to Owen Pallett in my kitchen and beat a bunch of levels on The Addams Family for Super Nintendo and then I watered neighbors' plants and it was exciting.

Do all housewifes sing really really loudly and party cause that's totally what I would do.